it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via hairryy)
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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one does not simply scroll past
so proud :’)
lol @louis’ swollen foot
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reblog this just in case someone needs a sign to not do it
(Source: hav0cinourhearts, via harrysstylesbabe)
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IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS THEN YOU ARE FUCKING HEARTLESS OKAY.
She is too cute for life
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In class today, this guy got out his iPod and was listening to music when this girl goes:
“omg you have One Direction on your ipod?!?”
He looked her dead in the eyes and said “Bitch, I got the whole album.”
My respect for this child has raised 649684654%
(Source: white-eskimostagram, via preferences-what)
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do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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m33wlin:WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?
seems legit
woops
IM ACTUALLY CRYING
(via thepowerofstyles)
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Reblog if you’re alive when the dates, 1/2/3, 2/3/4, 3/4/5, 4/5/6, 5/6/7, 6/7/8, 7/8/9, 8/9/10/, 9/10/11 happened.
you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
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